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"Do you love me with all your heart and soul?" asked Becky on Valentines Day.
"Mmm hmm." replied Dave.
"Do you think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world?"
"Mmm hmm."
"Do you think my lips are like rose petals?"
"Mmm hmm."
"Oh Dave," gushed Becky, "you say the most beautiful things!"
Romance
Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
~Thomas Hood
In Pennsylvania, Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
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