Shrink-wrapped, the book "Twenty Ways to Mate:
Translated from the French with Original Illustrations" was selling like hotcakes.
As he rang up yet another sale, one clerk shook his head and said to another, "You know, I've just never seen a chess book sell so well!"
"Romanji" is a system of writing Japanese using the Latin alphabet.
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
~Wernher Von Braun