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The Burglar
A burglar entered the house of a Quaker and proceeded to rob it.
The Quaker heard the noise and took his shotgun downstairs.
Upon finding the burglar he aimed his gun and said gently,
"Friend, I mean thee no harm, but thou standest where I am about to shoot."
The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
-- Unknown
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In York, Pennsylvania, you can't sit down while watering your lawn with a hose.
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