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Pull Over!
"Hey, you! Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop. The lady complied, and she was fined seventy-five dollars for not wearing a seatbelt.
She went home in great anxiety lest her husband, who always examined her checkbook, should learn of the incident. Then inspiration struck and she marked the check stub, "One pullover: $75."
There are two theories about arguing with a woman.... neither one works !
-- Unknown
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In Vermont women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
