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Planting Time
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife:
"I have decided to plant some vegetables in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter, "Dear wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money."
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: "You won't believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden."
The prisoner wrote another letter: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the vegetables."
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
-- Unknown
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In Vermont it is illegal to whistle while underwater.
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