A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
"Aw, Dad, it's okay" the son said. "The police car right behind us did the same thing."
I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it.
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Talking on a cellular phone while driving is against the law in Israel.