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I AM IN DESPERATE NEED OF . . .
. . . somebody who can invent a cook stove that connects to your computer.
It must have flags that pop up and say things like:
- Add More Water To Your Pan
- Your Pan Is Ready To Boil Over
- Your Pork Chops Are Burning. Do you want this?
Click on Yes or No
- Do You Intend To Turn The Burner On Or Just Let Water Sit On It?
Click on Yes or No
- It Is Now Time To Add The (seasoning, mix, etc) To The (Whatever
you're cooking) - Do you want this?
Click on Yes or No
- Please Stir The Pudding - Do you want this?
Click on Yes or No
- Caution! Caution! Your Kitchen Curtains Are On Fire! Do You Want This?
Please Click On Yes Or No, etc.
My computer and my stove don't seem to interact for some reason. I think to
myself, "Surely the Rice-A-Roni won't burn until I finish just this one
email" and guess what. By the time I finish e-mailing and get out to the
stove, it's already turned brown and is sticking to the non-stick skillet.
If you're an inventor, please help me!
"All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope."
Alexander Dumas
Hewlett Packard's first product was an automatic urinal flusher.
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