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Winter Creativity
The long Idaho and Washington winters have led
our family to develop our creativity (or something?)!
Here are a few of our best!!!
*Crumbpet - a dog who cleans up after you eat a cookie!
*Absense - not healthful to have a beer belly!
*Infirmation - the latest medical news about stuff that
will make you sick!
*Chorduroy - pants that make multi-note sounds when
you walk!
*Cornycopia - a plethora of these kinds of jokes!
*Cosmatic - automated make-up applicator!
*Pnewmatic drill - works better than the old one!
*Softwear - socks, sweaters!
*Bundled softwear - 6 pack of socks!
*Radeo - broadcasting the audio portion of a rodeo!
*Chimpion - winner of the chimp contest!
*DeSigner - French sign maker!
*E-mail Massage - the love-you, "feel good" forwards
you get on the Internet!
*Expresso - speedy coffee service!
Ours is the age which is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to. ~Howard Mumford Jones
Anti-modem laws restrict Internet access in the country of Burma. Illegal possession of a modem can lead to a prison term.
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