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Webbed Out
Signs that you are Webbed Out...
Your opening line is, "So what's your home page address?"
Your best friend is someone you have never met.
You are overcome with disbelief, anger and finally depressed when you encounter a Web page with no links.
You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on puddle, sending your car careening toward the flimsy guard rail that separates you from the precipice of a rocky cliff and death. You look for the "Back" button.
Your dog has his own Web page. So does your hamster.
When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages.
There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a lot of jerks. Proceed with caution and eyes wide open.
~Don Rittner
Mercury is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
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