"When I was a youngster," complained the frustrated father, shaking his head, "I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper. But our son has his own color TV, phone, computer and CD player."
"So what do you do when he misbehaves?" asked his friend.
"I send him to our room."
"If your cup runneth over, expand your cup."
Mark Victor Hansen
Time slows down near a black hole; inside it stops completely.