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A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday...
His wife told him, "Tomorrow there'd better be something in the
driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package on the driveway...
When she opened the package, she found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
Unsafe at Any Speed
Each birthday wish I've ever made
Really does come true Each year I wish I'll grow some more And every year I DO!
Ann Friday
The queen of England has two birthdays.
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