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"Doctor, I seem to get heartburn whenever I eat birthday cake."
"Have you tried removing the candles first?"
Heartburn
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
-Robert Frost
On "forever-39" Jack Benny's 80th birthday, Frank Sinatra gave him two copies of the book "Life Begins at Forty."
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