A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a
birthday/anniversary card.

The clerk replied, "We have birthday cards and we have anniversary  cards. Why not take one of each?"

The man said, "You don't understand. I need a card that covers *both*  events! You see, we're celebrating the fifth anniversary of my wife's thirty-fourth birthday..."
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When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied:  "I wish no gifts, only presence."  ~Author Unknown
On "forever-39" Jack Benny's 80th birthday, Frank Sinatra gave him two copies of the book "Life Begins at Forty."
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